THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED
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i’ve watched this like 12 times i can’t stop laughing
#cats
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what do you MEAN it’s inappropriate for gold digger by kanye west to be my wedding song
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fatbottomedbrowneyedgirl asked: Share 10 facts about yourself then pass this onto your 10 favorite followers.
Thank you:)) but um I’m probably not going to send this to anyone because I’m lazy but maybe later.
1. I have 2 cats and one is really fat and the other one drools everywhere but I love them so much
2. I really really like rum&coke, it’s my favourite thing to drink (alcohol wise)
3. I live in Canada and I’m very lucky because its generally a lovely place and majority of the people are really awesome.
4. I’m pretty bad at writing because my grammar sucks and I have trouble putting words down on a piece of paper.
5. I get way too into tv shows, for example Smallville and Walking Dead (lots more but I don’t want to write them all down)
6. I stopped watching glee half way through the fourth season but I will always love Lea Michele. I think she’s beautiful and extremely talented.
7. I get jealous wayyy too easily and instead of getting upset I get angry which sometimes leads me to do really stupid things.
8. I hate my eyebrows so much and it pains me inside to see people with flawless eyebrows.
9. A lot of the people I am around on a regular basis make rape jokes and everytime they do I want to punch them in the face.
10. If you ditch me for a guy you are seeing when we made plans I will murder you in your sleep.
Me chillin with my cat
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